10. GIRL: HI, I'M PLENTY

BOND: BUT OF COURSE YOU ARE

PLENTY: PLENTY O'TOOLE

BOND: NAMED AFTER YOUR FATHER PERHAPS

-IN THE CASINO (DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER)

9. Q: YOUR NEW TELEPHONE. TALK HERE…..LISTEN HERE/

BOND: SO THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING WRONG ALL THESE YEARS

-WHEN Q HANDS 007 HIS NEW CELL PHONE (TOMORROW NEVER DIES)

8. HEARTBROKEN MR. DRAX

-AFTER BOND SHOOTS DRAX IN THE HEART WITH HIS WRIST DART GUN (MOONRAKER)

7. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE A GOOD BOY AND DIE

-ALEC HAS TRIED TO KILL BOND SO MANY TIMES AND FAILED (GOLDENEYE)

6. JAMES BOND, STIFF ASS BRIT

-WHEN BOND MEETS JACK WADE IN ST. PETERSBURG (GOLDENEYE)

5. HE JUST DROPED IN FOR A QUICK BITE

-JAWS TRIES TO KILL BOND IN THE TRAIN (THE SPY WHO LOVED ME)

4. I THINK HE GOT THE POINT

-AFTER PUTTING A SPEAR THROUGH VARGAS (THUNDERBALL)

3. Q: IF YOU WOULD JUST SIGN HERE MR. BOND. IT'S THE INSURANCE DAMAGE WAIVER FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL NEW CAR.WILL YOU NEED COLLISION COVERAGE?

BOND: YES.

Q: FIRE?

BOND: PROBABLY…

Q: PROPERTY DESTRUCTION?

BOND: DEFINITELY.

Q: PERSONAL INJURY?

BOND: I HOPE NOT BUT ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.

Q: THEY FREQUENTLY DO WITH YOU.

BOND: WELL…THAT TAKES CARE OF THE NORMAL WEAR AND TEAR. DO I NEED ANY OTHER PROTECTION?

Q: ONLY FROM ME IF YOU DON'T BRING THAT CAR BACK IN PRISTINE ORDER

-WHEN Q SHOWS UP IN AVIS UNIFORM (TOMORROW NEVER DIES)

2. BOND: DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK

GOLDFINGER: NO MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!

-LASER SCEEN (GOLDFINGER)

1. BOND, JAMES BOND

-IN EVERY MOVIE

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